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³¼NEW AGE HIPPIES!¼³
²
I don`t no whether people outside of
England, will have heard about these
"New Age" dudes who are holding a hippy
festival. If you have, you will agree
that the police should do something. IF
not, I will try to explain who these
self-called dudes actually are.
³
JUST WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO THEY THINK
THEY ARE ?????!!??
¹
1) They get social security payments-of
about 200 quid EACH simply by queue-
ing up and scaring the staff. (Pen-
sioners get about 50 pounds)
2) They are bored in the summer and
have nothing to do.
3) They drive around in stolen caravans
and cars.
4) They decide to hold festivals (?!)
totalling over 20,000 people.
5) They feel they can go wherever they
want - including trampling all over
private farms and council estates.
6) They are unemployed (see 1).
7) They all wear black boots.
8) They openly take drugs in front of
police.
9) They ransack offices, and firebomb
an incinerator to cause over a mil-
lion pounds worth of damage.
10) They try to kill firemen who are
trying to put out fires.
11) They consider themselves as
"ravers". It`s an INSULT to ravers.
12) They have nice sound systems ( hot
of course!)
13) They all look under nourished - or
maybe it`s all the dope.
14) They all wear filthy un-persilled
clothes.
15) They are either bald, or have hair
down to the ankles.
16) They think their vehicles are as
cool as a Ferrari so they paint it
in bright lurid colours and paint
peace slogans.
17) They feel they are "Right on
man... Peace man..."
18) In fact most are not hippies.
19) Hippies don`t burn, attack, and de-
stroy property.
20) Most are probably frustrated coders
who relieve their tension by
joining this cult.
21) The above could also be applied to
the lamest of lamers.
22) They have been branded thieves.
23) They stole ALL the fruits(?!?!) off
a tree belonging to a pensioner.
24) They went around stores doing a
cash`n`carry, minus cash of course.
25) They are a large group consisting
of university boffs who secretly
are emotionally unstable.
26) They are a large group and
shouldn`t be messed with - unless
you like hospitals.
27) They don`t like the idea of socks.
28) They don`t know what shampoo is.
29) They have forgotten how to say
"Please" - it`s all stabbing.
30) They`re here to stay and they ain`t
budging.
Seriously, though. No-one minds if you
are in a cult, and you believe in it.
But there is NO NEED to go rampaging
through England to spread your ideas!!
Still, it`s a pretty hip name ain`t
it - "NEW AGE". Wonder how the Danish
cops would handle 20,000 Amiga freaks
holding a copy party on a farm he!he!!?
³Khul